Bacon And Time Travel

"I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. It's like a tasty vortex." - Jim Gaffigan

If you could travel back in time, where would you travel to? Would it be someplace in the United States? Europe? Atlantis? Hawaii - Aloha! Would you go back to the Age of Dinosaurs, or to when Noah cruised ocean currents?

How about back to the Roaring Twenties? You could show the Flapper girls how to twerk, and they could dote on your futuristic charms.

When, where, who, what, why. Would the Time Machine be like your personal vehicle filled with munchies, a stashed pipe, a flask in the glove, and pillows in the trunk? Would you time travel to avoid the police for your illicit activities? Would you wanna meet James Dean and Marilyn Monroe?

Marilyn and James, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

All this time travel shiz must be makin' you exhausted. And hhhhhaaaaahhhhnnnnngrrrrryyyyyy.

We now leave you with Kevin Bacon.

"I even like the name Bacon. You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot Dog movie. "Who's in this movie?""Kevin Bacon." "Sounds good." - Jim Gaffigan

Happy travels. 

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